If I could run like a man I wouldn’t have to worry about finishing in a ditch If I could run like a man I wouldn’t be told to carry pepper spray or mace If I could run like a man headlines about missing women wouldn’t be flashing through my mind But I run like a girl, close to home never in the dark I run like a girl without a ponytail that could be grabbed keeping my clothes, like my fear, not too tight
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Blood Coming Out of Her Wherever
[Found poem of phrases in various news stories by the former president of the U.S.] Nobody has more respect for women than I do. Nobody. Nobody has more respect. when you’re a star, they let you do it, you can do anything… grab them by the pussy you could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever this was not an angel, this woman, okay? horseface face of a pig Miss Piggy fat ugly face that dog the face of a dog low IQ bleeding badly from a facelift bad plastic surgery and nasty statements sadly, she’s no longer a 10 a person who is flat-chested is very hard to be a 10 I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man — he made a good decision. such a nasty woman look at that face! would anyone vote for that? can you imagine that, the face of our next president? she doesn’t have the look extremely low IQ crazed, crying lowlife you've got to deny, deny, deny, and push back on these women you've got to deny anything that's said about you. never admit No. 1, she’s not my type. No 2, it never happened believe me, she would not be my first choice check out her Facebook page, you’ll understand lock her up lock her up
About the author:
Kim Horner is the author of Probably Someday Cancer: Genetic Risk and Preventative Mastectomy (The University of North Texas Press, 2019). Her work has appeared in The Dallas Morning News, Seventeen, Minnow Literary Magazine, 805, and Parhelion. She has an MFA in creative writing from The University of Arkansas at Monticello. @kimhorner
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